Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing — Dmitry Tursunov Copy Share Image
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
If your cheating on your girlfriend and she caught you making out with another girl, well there are no excuses no apologies. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When will you realize , the person you were with or with now , will be important to you later on in life ? — Christel Samedi Copy Share Image
“You’ll be my girlfriend?” he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. “If that’s what you want.” “I want.” Remy… — Veronica Blade Copy Share Image
If you tell your friends your cheating on your girlfriend and they tell her, dont get pissed because you were the one… — Annah Barnette Copy Share Image
If ur Girlfriend switches from IPhone 4 to IPhone 5 just because of an extra 1/2 inch... then better think before you marry her... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I used to hate being different. I used to cry. I wanted to be blonde-haired and blue-eyed like all of my girlfriends.… — Kiana Tom Copy Share Image
“Won't you be my girlfriend I'll treat you good I know you hear your friends when they say you should 'Cause if… — NSYNC Copy Share Image
Get your hand off me,” I exclaimed, voice loud with misplaced anger as I yanked away from his grip. “I’m a professional,… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
There are so many female roles - particularly for young women - that are just somebody's girlfriend or somebody's daughter, or that… — Hannah Murray Copy Share Image
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I think whenever we think of our hometowns, we tend to think of very specific people: with whom you rode on the… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
Dear diary: I was called by a guy telling me to stop seeing his girlfriend: then the question I asked was which… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Your inna relationship right ? Dont call another girl sweet names -.- ( baby , babe, sweetie or wifey ). Don't like… — Lauren Copy Share Image
“Even though we've been dating over a year, I still get a small thrill when i hear the words my girlfriend come… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
I have unemployed my girlfriend. She had a job working for a cardiologist and now she can hang out, put her feet… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
“Don't say that. Don't even joke about it! The idea of ten weeks with a single, locked-down girlfriend—even the fake kind—gives me… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Ha, ha, ha, Kia this assignment is close and personal, getting a glimpse in the others life is what it’s all about… — Mjroco Copy Share Image
One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can… — Logan Lerman Copy Share Image
We're generating an enormous amount of content geared at this young professional woman, which has been resonating strongly. We also have been… — Ivanka Trump Copy Share Image
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance. — Robert Mugabe Copy Share Image
If she is jealous, don't get mad. It's maybe because she is to afraid to lose you.. — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A nice word does not always please a girl. Case in point, I can't understand why she gets mad everytime I call… — Megz Copy Share Image
I've always considered Florence as my girlfriend. I don't have to explain my love for this city. — Gabriel Batistuta Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
No girlfriend wants another girl tweeting about her man, talking to him, texting him, thinking about him, looking at him. No one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be… — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
Once you catch yourself trying to make your girlfriend jealous, she'll do 10 times worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is like my iPhone. . . . . . . . . I don't have an iPhone. ;) — Vivek Kumar Copy Share Image
I have a lot of girlfriends who are struggling out there to find good men. — Britt Robertson Copy Share Image
“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Far too often, I read a script where the girls are the girlfriend or the set dressing. — Jurnee Smollett-Bell Copy Share Image
