Girlfriend Quotes · Page 26

My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. And she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. You know,…

— Anthony Jeselnik

And i know better, not to be friends with boys with girlfriends, oh I know better than that, i know better. you'll…

— Meiko

I think I am a little jealous of women who have great girlfriends as adults.

— Ava DuVernay

There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly…

— Nicholson Baker

There are so many female roles - particularly for young women - that are just somebody's girlfriend or somebody's daughter, or that…

— Hannah Murray

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but…

— Greg Giraldo

Sure, yes, there are smoking-hot girls. But my girlfriend's smoking hot, my wife, whatever.

— Andy Grammer

Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering…

— Dave Attell

“Speak to me: I will spend my lifetime trying to understand you.”

— Kamand Kojouri

I thought [when I was 16] my days were just going to be spent hanging out on a beach and my girlfriend…

— Aasif Mandvi

Nostalgia has a way of blocking the reality of the past.

— Anonymous

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

— Dave Attell

One of the things I've done personally is bring my girlfriends into my health and fitness journeys.

— Michelle Obama

We're generating an enormous amount of content geared at this young professional woman, which has been resonating strongly. We also have been…

— Ivanka Trump

Love is not blind, it sees but it never mind

— Sharlene05

Larry David called me and said, "You can never watch The West Wing again. Either the show is going to be great…

— Aaron Sorkin

I wanted my friends in the video because to leave a hard place, you need the support of your loved ones. My…

— Jasmine V

“We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

My fans are all my girlfriends

— Greyson Chance

My Life is a Story Written By God .I don't Know exactly how my friends came in to my story,But I hope…

— Murali Iyengar

For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person.…

— Miles Teller

Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.…

— Derek Landy

I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's…

— Patrick Stump

“For me, you are fresh water that falls from trees when it has stopped raining. For me, you are cinnamon that lingers…

— Kamand Kojouri

At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend

— Lance Armstrong