Girlfriend Quote by Croft M. Pentz Download Open image “Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.” — Croft M. Pentz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Girlfriend Happiness Husband Marriage Old girlfriend Your husband
Happiness is when you're happy because you've made somebody else happy. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A fellow with the smallest mind is the one who is usually most willing to give someone a piece of it. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
Advice is like cooking-you should try it before you feed it to others. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
All right. I will be a man about this…I’m so sorry Bets. I should have hidden the keys. Booted your tires. Something. I had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. — Billy Bush Copy Share Image
A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a true gentlemen makes other women jealous of his girl. — Kiara Sellars Copy Share Image
There aren't a lot of movies being made about women, period. Most of the time, the roles that are available are the sidekick, the… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
