“An exceptional woman with all the desired qualities exists only in a man's imagination.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is gaining weight, support her to walk 5 miles a day. In just a month she will be 300 miles away. — Zhat Copy Share Image
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Most of all, I want to be known as Barbi Benton, the singer, not as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend. — Barbi Benton Copy Share Image
I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott Copy Share Image
It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London. — Simon Taylor-Davis Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
Every morning I wake up, smile and pray God to bless your day. You are now part of me and I will… — Every Morning I Wake Up Smile And Pray God To Ble Copy Share Image
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
Even though you think you could die for him, it's really not worth it. It makes you miserable for him to think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you break up with a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you're in this vulnerable state where you're still kind of half in… — Sam Palladio Copy Share Image
I heard you've been having some problems with your girlfriend." Headmistress Northcutt says. "No," I say. "Not at all." Audrey broke up… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I just don't ever want to play the girlfriend. You know, the supporting character in the background who just sort of comes… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
A Girlfriend is like a pet Anaconda. When you feed it, and give it plenty of love and attention, it loves you… — Mitchel Guida Copy Share Image
Do not treat me like I'm one of your friends that you like to call your homie? Im your girlfriend not someone… — By Me Copy Share Image
Some people around me said "Get a tux and live this and enjoy this" and that's what I did. It was a… — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
“Do you think I’m going to take her back? Do you think I’m still in love with her?” She shrugs with one… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“This would be the worst birthday of his life. Vladimir's best friend Baobab was down in Florida covering his rent, doing unspeakable… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
I never wanted to break up, that is just a lie, I know you've already told a billion girls I was a… — Ana Copy Share Image
“I'm in love with you" Finally, the girl looks at me. "What?" "I don't know." I gesture to the house, the yard,… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“I don't know why you would even want to stay with me," I said. T.R. looked stunned for a second and then… — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
I can tell just by the way you hold me that I mean so much to you; you make me feel so… — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
Theres a difference between a girl being clingy and a girlfriend making an effort and showing she cares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
How the fuck can you accidentally cheat on your girlfriend? Like, oops, I tripped and my clothes ripped off and I fell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys: Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous, she might take it the wrong way and get mad at you or she'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said I treat her like a child so I gave her aticker for standing up for herslef — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
GIRLS DON'T DRESS FOR BOYS, THEY DRESS FOR THEMSELVES. IF GIRLS DRESSED FOR BOYS, THEY'D JUST WALK AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
When your old girlfriend says... You'll never find anyone like me... just smile and reply... that is the point... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don't always say they look… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status you're either doing something very right, or very wrong. — Farahjayne809 Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was… — Uknown Copy Share Image
I have the most beautiful girlfriend<3 She's so amazing and if I ever hurt her (which I won't do) you all can hurt me <3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
