I have a lot of girlfriends, but there's something that's so easy for me about hanging out with guys. It's fun, because… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one. — Daley Thompson Copy Share Image
There's plenty of girlfriend roles out there. They've come my way, and many people have turned them down, and I think, "Oh… — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Once you've got caught lying to me once, you've lost all of my damn trust! — Michael Malara Copy Share Image
My aim is to understand love. I know how alive I felt when I was in love, and I know that everything… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Dont destroy yourself over somebody elses foolishness. I know they betrayed you. I know they lied on you. I know they talked… — Stephanie Lahart Copy Share Image
I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend… — Martin Shkreli Copy Share Image
Hey, I liked my idea of bringer her along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I'm resorting to Plan B,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human.… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
I'm guessing I'm your fake girlfriend? B. J. Asks, sighing. It's a miracle that he figured it out. He's not usually the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I used to be lost in us. Blurred were the lines that separated us. But now, I see our togetherness in our… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Sometimes female characters start out as the wife or girlfriend, but then I realize, 'No, she's the book,' and she becomes a… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
When we were 15, my girlfriend Ruth Kaplan and I applied to the Universidad Ibero-Americana in Mexico City. We were accepted into… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
In high school, I had fun in my academic clubs, watching movies with my girlfriends, learning Latin, having long, protracted, unrequited crushes… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Beauty is a hard thing. Beauty is a mean story. Beauty is slender girls who die young, fine-featured delicate creatures about whom… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If I really wanted to have a boyfriend. I can get one. If I really wanted a girlfriend. I can get one.… — Tahj Wilson Copy Share Image
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard.… — David Cross Copy Share Image