If your girlfriend is loyal, don't treat her like shit. Because when you see her happy with someone else, you'll regret it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
This is what happeneds when you're good in bed. that is my back after I got done with my girlfriend. :) — Simpleman Copy Share Image
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or… — Moby Copy Share Image
Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink. — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
It should never be a choice between friends or boy/girlfriend. They should compliment each other, not complicate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She might be my ex girlfriend but that doesn't mean you tave to talk all bad about her — Phee The God Copy Share Image
If you think it makes a difference if I have ten thousand sports cars, ten million girlfriends and lead a very flashy… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I'm honestly kind of scared of horror films. My girlfriend always tries to expose them to me. Being in a scary movie… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you put your phone next to you when your taking a poop and as your wiping your butt,… — Cody William Gregory Copy Share Image
“It's hot in here but that's just you, Michelle, for when I see you it's like the sun comes out in my… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
I've only been a mom for not even two years yet, so I haven't had much of a chance. But boy do… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
Mere piche bike mei baithna padega. Main break maarunga toh mujhpe girna padega. Mere saath naachna-gaana padega. Girlfriend na sahi..feel hi dede — Raanjhanaa Copy Share Image
Its hard to fall inlove with the someone is already have girlfriend or live in partner. Because what ever you do and… — Maja Copy Share Image
I was desperate on Coming To America set - not to buy drugs or anything, but I had a person at home,… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
Dont destroy yourself over somebody elses foolishness. I know they betrayed you. I know they lied on you. I know they talked… — Stephanie Lahart Copy Share Image
Beckendorf closed eyes tight and brought his hand up to his watch. from that distance, the explosion shook the world. Heat seared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was… — Holly Madison Copy Share Image
I wanted my friends in the video because to leave a hard place, you need the support of your loved ones. My… — Jasmine V Copy Share Image
Some people who see cooking as a job. They got into cooking at some stage and they're sort of ticking along trying… — Paul Rankin Copy Share Image
Here was something I already knew to be true about myself: Just as there are some wives who will occasionally need a… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase. — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Girlfriends' code. What's discussed with girlfriends stays with girlfriends. — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the… — Drake Copy Share Image
Being the best girlfriend to someone who just couldn't see that you were good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! — Breckin Meyer Copy Share Image
It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs Copy Share Image
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Best moment is when hug your girlfriend and feeling come that my world belong inside my arms.:) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Its a boyfriends job to comfort his girlfriend and remind her everything's going to be okay when she is feeling down and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.” — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and AIDS. There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet. — Megadeth Copy Share Image
Sure, yes, there are smoking-hot girls. But my girlfriend's smoking hot, my wife, whatever. — Andy Grammer Copy Share Image
