Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When someone ask if you'll survive without me? dude I was born without n ill die without u so I can live… — Asheya Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont give a flying fish what the teacher says JESUS is always the answer... — Some Genius Copy Share Image
If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, Argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But dont sit… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Teacher : Yes Me : can I Go Use It ? Teacher : Idk Can You ? Me : I WILL SHIT… — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
The 'Awkward Moment' when ur when you start yelling at someome and they put there hand over your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitches be twerking for NO REASON, *microwave goes off* oh shit , my food done. *starts twerking* HOE SIT YO ASS DOWN & EAT ! — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Texting while driving: yolo Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO Bitches crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run:… — Patience Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's four months away from December and… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
