Im not a Facebook status you don't have to like me, but just cuz you don't,doesn't mean other people wont. Just know… — Rosie Krein Copy Share Image
Our sincere condolences to the next woman Michael Douglas gives Catherine Zeta-Jones' HPV to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see who`s real and who`s fake... — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who ever says words can't hurt you has never got hit in the face with a dictionary! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always eat 10 more cookies than what I intentionally want to eat. — Matt Pangilinan Copy Share Image
My give a fuck button totally failed to commence operation this morning..so, until further notice I'm activating my 'go-on-now' button. Act accordingly! — Nicole HIll Copy Share Image
If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She ask me would I ever hit her...yea ill hit cha wit dis LOOOOOOOOOOOONGàDIIIIIIIIIIIICKàªlol¬8==========D — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
