Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love Justin Bieber Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a fucking chicken… — Maicy Rasmus Copy Share Image
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Punkinhead Abhishek is saying good morning beautiful world! Start your day with a prayer and don't forget to smile even if you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Ladies, If your man is telling, you are so cute & funny, Tell him you are on periods & see the PMS… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A penis has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google-Maps needs to skip the first 4 steps. I know the way out of my own neighborhood. — James Copy Share Image
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
