Best friend Quote by Anonymous

A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his…

— Myself

A penis has a hard life,its family is nuts,its best friend is a pussy, its neighbor is an ass hole and its owner beats…

— Arthur Malone

“Alas, the penis is such a ridiculous petitioner. It is so unreliable, though everything depends on it—the world is balanced on it like a…

— William Gass

My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's sad when a guy has more dick in his personality than in his pants

— Candace Prickett

Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world.

— Rachel Zucker

Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through three phases.…

— Sharlene05

A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down.

— Green Monk

“The penis, often regarded as a weapon, is also a burden, the male curse.”

— Gay Talese

“He had a penis one inch in diameter and seven and a half inches long. During the past year, he had averaged twenty-two orgasms…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis, for example,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.”

— Larry Kramer