I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy! Grab my glasses I'm out the the door bout to hit thee city! — Ke$sha Copy Share Image
From the first moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
I'm changing my Facebook name to no-one so when I send people friend requests it will say no-one wants to be your… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she… — Becca Copy Share Image
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible. — Asheya Copy Share Image
Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its funny when you pretend to write something when the teacher is coming closer while you cheating on exam..and when they cross… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
A suicide note written by somebody who is not suicidal is an autobiography. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Whenever I drink alcohol I'm alcoholic and whenever I drink fanta I'm fantastic .......alah — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
