Funny facebook status Quote by Asheya

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

— Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

— Alexander Woollcott

The things we like best are either illegal, immoral or fattening.

— Irene Dunne

“The problem is that most things in life that are pleasurable are usually illegal, immoral or fattening,”

— Ashwin Sanghi

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

— Anonymous

I like a lot of things that aren't good for me.

— Carrie Jones

My three addictions of choice are food, love and work.

— Alanis Morissette

The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.

— Frank Zappa

Once again, when you upgrade sensations from an addiction to a preference, you can enjoy things such as gourmet food and music, without having…

— Ken Keyes Jr

I'm like a junky without an addiction.

— Ozzy Osbourne

Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.

— Anonymous

I'm a junkie. I like drugs, I like the whole lifestyle, but it just didn't pay off.

— Gus Van Sant