Facebook Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Anything good in life is either illegal immoral or fattening.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Good life Life
Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“The problem is that most things in life that are pleasurable are usually illegal, immoral or fattening,” — Ashwin Sanghi Copy Share Image
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible. — Asheya Copy Share Image
All desirable things in life are either banned, expensive, illegal or married to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The only immorality is not to do what one has to do when one has to do it. — Jean Anouilh Copy Share Image
“All the truly enjoyable things in life are invariably bad for you—and they’re even better when done to excess.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
