OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google. — Barbara Franco Copy Share Image
You know how they say when you die, your whole life flashes before you? Well do you get to see what happened… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a MERCEDES than on a BICYCLE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason why am here it's because mum and sent me to school to Facebook!!! — Paperboi Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
