Funny facebook status Quote by Paperboi Download Open image “The reason why am here it's because mum and sent me to school to Facebook!!!” — Paperboi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Intelligence School
If Facebook was school I would have gotten an award for atteneding every day ! — Angie Borbon Copy Share Image
Most people hate that their mum has a Facebook page, but I love that my mum does. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I didn't get Facebook until I was maybe a junior or senior in high school. — Emily Meade Copy Share Image
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
When my mom start using facebook she dun even care if I die in front of her . — Honey Babe Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Facebook noy to drugs! — Xavier Copy Share Image
I deleted my Facebook account when I was 19 because it didn't bring out good qualities in me. I figured, 'Well my mom's got… — Jesse Plemons Copy Share Image
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So… — Paperboi Copy Share Image
Baby now my heart is cold Now its a big cloud (big cloud) Hovering over my soul cos it miss you — Paperboi Copy Share Image
I caught the virus Like quick quick bring police start the sirens Arrest her please, she stole some of my items My heart, my… — Paperboi Copy Share Image
Even though that I was strong The look in your eyes always wanna turn me on — Paperboi Copy Share Image
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. Are you an interior decorator? — Paperboi Copy Share Image
Ever since I left you I have been to hell and I am back And my baby, I I wanna give you all my body and soul. — Paperboi Copy Share
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
