I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg was the owner of the Facebook Steve Jobs was the owner of Dell AND I was the owner of right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a hockey team and a girl from Jersey Shore? The hockey team showers after three periods. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: how much is your face lift? Doctor: complete treatment is 145k Girl: so expensive, do you have a cheaper type? Doctor:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when girls are so insecure about them self's when they're freakin beautiful! It makes me think they just want attention!! .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when you are chatting with someone you like but triangle disturb it; until you type some superstitious word, and they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are we celebrating the fact that Guy Fawkes got caught trying to blow up parliament or he tried to have a go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Son walks in on dad in the shower* Son: Dad what's that hairy thing between your legs Dad: Well son that's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't take good pictures...when told, you say ''beauty is skin deep'' why didn't you have an x-ray scan then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweet candies are nice to eat.Sweet words are easy to say. But, sweet people are hard to find. OH MY GOD! How… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: You're so pretty No I'm not, I'm ugly WELL.. YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
