Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Want someone to stop texting you? send em this text: SERVICE ERROR 56: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR ACCOUNT

— Anonymous

Whenever I have a message to get out I seem to find a way to get my message out.

— Kenny Stills

Use correct grammar and punctuation. Do not use net speak, like WOT, W-O-T or U. Those messages get a lot lower reply rate.

— Christian Rudder

What is my message? That is what troubles me. I have not got a message.

— William Thomas Stead

“wireless network, please contact your Network Administrator or the individual responsible for maintaining the network you are trying”

— Amazon

Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.

— Alisa Gattus

Getting no message is also a message.

— Anonymous

“No Late Messages: It is proper netiquette to send messages within an appropriate time frame.

— David Chiles

Problems are messages.

— Anonymous

Wanting to text someone SO bad but being scared that they won't reply...

— Anonymous

When text messaging first came out, you could only text within your network, whatever operator you had. It seems silly now, but once those…

— Peggy Johnson

“Networking turns to spam when you stop interacting. Networking is a dialog.”

— Donna Huber