Funny Quotes by Vikrant Parsai

In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.

— Vikrant Parsai

A man giving challenge to God is like a particle of dust giving challenge to Storm.

— Vikrant Parsai

Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved.

— Vikrant Parsai

Just because you are a good friend of a scorpion doesn't mean that you can't be stung by a bee.

— Vikrant Parsai

If the knocking at the door is loud and long, it is not opportunity, it is your relatives.

— Vikrant Parsai

I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.

— Vikrant Parsai

If the knocking at the door is twice, it is not opportunity, it is postman.

— Vikrant Parsai

A woman always remembers where and when she got married; a man sometimes forgets why!

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.

— Vikrant Parsai

The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF.

— Vikrant Parsai

You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote.

— Vikrant Parsai

The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.

— Vikrant Parsai

Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.

— Vikrant Parsai

There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you…

— Vikrant Parsai

Your vacation depends upon the book that tells you where to go, and it is called your cheque book.

— Vikrant Parsai

Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.

— Vikrant Parsai

Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.

— Vikrant Parsai

Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus.

— Vikrant Parsai

The journey of life ends with 8 letters? - Marriage.

— Vikrant Parsai

Woman was created last so she wouldnt have to wait for someone to talk to.

— Vikrant Parsai

Just because a thing is funny doesnt mean it doesnt have a mystery.

— Vikrant Parsai

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

— Vikrant Parsai

A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.

— Vikrant Parsai

A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.

— Vikrant Parsai

A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.

— Vikrant Parsai

Barking dogs seldom bite, but beware of those dogs that know this proverb.

— Vikrant Parsai

The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.

— Vikrant Parsai

A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow.

— Vikrant Parsai

A museum is a reminder to us of how stupid we are.

— Vikrant Parsai

The easiest way to get a teenage boy to be quiet is to ask him where he has been.

— Vikrant Parsai

A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one.

— Vikrant Parsai

Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.

— Vikrant Parsai

He was so poor that he couldnt afford a funeral thats why he is still alive.

— Vikrant Parsai

Rich widows are the only second-hand goods that sell at prime cost.

— Vikrant Parsai

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

— Vikrant Parsai

If the early bird catches the worm, then what the night owl catches?

— Vikrant Parsai

A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

— Vikrant Parsai

Generally speaking, woman is generally speaking.

— Vikrant Parsai

Some people treat God like they do a lawyer; they go to Him only when they are in trouble.

— Vikrant Parsai

Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted.

— Vikrant Parsai