Rich widows are the only second-hand goods that sell at prime cost. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they dont know where the car is. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Woman was created last so she wouldnt have to wait for someone to talk to. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
One girl is a girl, two girls are half a girl, and three girls are no girl at all. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn't speak well of the wedding. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Many people said that 'To be successful in life, you have to climb the ladder of success,' but no bastard told me… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I am a little afraid of giving people advice for fear that they might follow it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A man giving challenge to God is like a particle of dust giving challenge to Storm. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
It is not difficult to climb the ladder of success if your father made it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
He was so poor that he couldnt afford a funeral thats why he is still alive. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Credit is what enables people to spend money they havent earned, to buy things they dont need, to impress people they dont… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
If the knocking at the door is loud and long, it is not opportunity, it is your relatives. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You know your child is growing up when he starts looking at girls the same way he used to look at dessert. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Your vacation depends upon the book that tells you where to go, and it is called your cheque book. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The easiest way to get a teenage boy to be quiet is to ask him where he has been. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are a lot of books showing on how to live longer, but none on why. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Barking dogs seldom bite, but beware of those dogs that know this proverb. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The secret of long marriage? ~ It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Some people treat God like they do a lawyer; they go to Him only when they are in trouble. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
If someone says money is not everything, it means that he either has nothing or a lot of it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You shouldnt waste your time trying to judge the person whose name has been written after this quote. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A mistake doesnt make you a fool, but denying it surely makes you one. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Bring up your children in the way you think other peoples children should go. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Judge a person not by his ability to make money but by his ability to retain it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I always advise people not to act upon the advice that I give them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A child who goes to school but learns nothing is like an anchor that is always in the sea yet doesnt learn to swim. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
To follow good manners willingly is like paving the road and to tell somebody to follow them is like the road which is always… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Man is so intelligent animal on earth that if he was empowered as much as God, he would start battling with him to get… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Societies that are disciplined to get what they want become dangerous when they don't get what they want. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
