Drink often drives a man to misfortune and misfortune often drives a man to drink. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn't speak well of the wedding. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
It is not difficult to climb the ladder of success if your father made it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
One girl is a girl, two girls are half a girl, and three girls are no girl at all. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
There are a lot of books showing on how to live longer, but none on why. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Credit is what enables people to pay 20% to 35% extra for that product which they probably don't need. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You know your child is growing up when he starts looking at girls the same way he used to look at dessert. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Credit is what enables people to spend money they havent earned, to buy things they dont need, to impress people they dont… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Many people said that 'To be successful in life, you have to climb the ladder of success,' but no bastard told me… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they dont know where the car is. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Friends are not perfect, sometimes they have funny ways, always laugh with them and not at them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
If someone says money is not everything, it means that he either has nothing or a lot of it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I am a little afraid of giving people advice for fear that they might follow it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A mistake doesnt make you a fool, but denying it surely makes you one. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Bring up your children in the way you think other peoples children should go. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Judge a person not by his ability to make money but by his ability to retain it. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I always advise people not to act upon the advice that I give them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
A child who goes to school but learns nothing is like an anchor that is always in the sea yet doesnt learn to swim. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
To follow good manners willingly is like paving the road and to tell somebody to follow them is like the road which is always… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Man is so intelligent animal on earth that if he was empowered as much as God, he would start battling with him to get… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Societies that are disciplined to get what they want become dangerous when they don't get what they want. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image