Funny Quotes by Ronald Reagan

The future belongs to the free.

— Ronald Reagan

Now, I happen to be an optimist.

— Ronald Reagan

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

— Ronald Reagan

America's best days are yet to come.

— Ronald Reagan

You and I have a rendevous with destiny.

— Ronald Reagan

... a faceless mass, waiting for handouts.

— Ronald Reagan

... the moral equal of our Founding Fathers.

— Ronald Reagan

Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.

— Ronald Reagan

Please assure me that you are all Republicans.

— Ronald Reagan

There is purpose and worth to each and every life.

— Ronald Reagan

The family has always been the cornerstone of American society.

— Ronald Reagan

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

— Ronald Reagan

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

— Ronald Reagan

Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again

— Ronald Reagan

Either you will control your government, or government will control you.

— Ronald Reagan

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

— Ronald Reagan

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.

— Ronald Reagan

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing--the giving of a tenth .

— Ronald Reagan

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

— Ronald Reagan

I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.

— Ronald Reagan

A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.

— Ronald Reagan

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the swamp.

— Ronald Reagan

It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so

— Ronald Reagan

I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself.

— Ronald Reagan

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

— Ronald Reagan

Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen.

— Ronald Reagan

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

— Ronald Reagan

There are only two things that the liberals don't understand: the things that change and the things that don't.

— Ronald Reagan

A socialist is someone who has read Lenin and Marx. An anti-socialist is someone who understands Lenin and Marx.

— Ronald Reagan

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years.

— Ronald Reagan

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border.

— Ronald Reagan

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.

— Ronald Reagan

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.

— Ronald Reagan

Trains are not any more energy efficient than the average automobile, with both getting about 48 passenger miles to the gallon.

— Ronald Reagan

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well that was probably true. They…

— Ronald Reagan

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They…

— Ronald Reagan

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during…

— Ronald Reagan

Because Vietnam was not a declared war, the veterans are not even eligible for the G. I. Bill of Rights with respect…

— Ronald Reagan

I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to…

— Ronald Reagan

You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between left or right. Well, I'd like to suggest there is no…

— Ronald Reagan