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Funny Quotes by Prince Philip

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British women can't cook.

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Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

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That's more than you know about anything else then.

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If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

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You ARE a woman, aren't you?

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I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

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You managed not to get eaten then?

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We don't come here for our health.

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

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The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

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Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

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All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

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You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

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Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

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We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

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Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

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And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

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In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

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