Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat,… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?' — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it! — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image