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Edinburgh Quotes by Prince Philip

19 Edinburgh quotes by Prince Philip

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

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Do you still throw spears at each other?

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You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

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Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

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If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

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You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

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If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

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Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

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We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

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People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

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A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time…

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There's a lot of your family in tonight.

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How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

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Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

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If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat,…

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You managed not to get eaten then?

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Aren't most of you descended from pirates?

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You look like you're ready for bed!

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The bastards murdered half my family

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

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The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

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Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

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All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

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You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

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Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

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We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

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Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

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And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

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In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

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