People go up to Edinburgh thinking it will make them a star, and generally, in the first few weeks back they have to realise that, well, they're not. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
In modern times there are so few shows that actually do bring people together like TV is supposed to do - so to be… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I went to Mongolia as a teenager and I thought it would be cool to dye my hair into a Mongolian flag; a red-blue-red… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I could do any scenes that would just involve me being asleep, that would be gold. Anything outside or where I'm standing up...… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
My parents know I am not normal but it doesn't make a difference in their mind whether I am or I am not. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I didn't love sport that would kind of have meant I didn't get on with my dad but I have a lovely relationship… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.' — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
The great part of being in a play or a sitcom is that you're telling someone else's story. Standup is just you, exposing your… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
