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Can you tell the difference between them?

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That's more than you know about anything else then.

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"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

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Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

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It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

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You bloody silly fool!

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I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

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I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

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It's a vast waste of space.

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Do you work in a strip club?

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You ARE a woman, aren't you?

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We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.

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People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.

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This could only happen in a technical college.

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A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time…

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If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

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Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?

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There's a lot of your family in tonight.

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How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

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The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

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[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

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So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.

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It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

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I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

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Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

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The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

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Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

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All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

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You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

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Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

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We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

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Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

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And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

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In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

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