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And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

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Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?

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I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!

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Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.

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You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.

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It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

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If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

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It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

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It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

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You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

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So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.

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I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.

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What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

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You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

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Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

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I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

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This could only happen in a technical college.

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Do people trip over you?

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Are you running away from something?

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I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.

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You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

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Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

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It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

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Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

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There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

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No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

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It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

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During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I…

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They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it…

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If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort -…

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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

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The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

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Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.

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All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

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You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

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Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

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We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

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Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

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And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

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In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.

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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

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