Funny Quotes by Paris Hilton

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

— Paris Hilton

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

— Paris Hilton

I always knew I had a voice and I've always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out.…

— Paris Hilton

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

— Paris Hilton

I’m not, like, that smart.

— Paris Hilton

I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years…

— Paris Hilton

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.

— Paris Hilton

I've had a lot of people in my past who were friends with me just to get publicity. When I was young, my mom…

— Paris Hilton

I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught…

— Paris Hilton

“I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not…

— Paris Hilton

I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties; in fact, I'm…

— Paris Hilton

I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff.

— Paris Hilton

I think a lot of people have seen me on The Simple Life and think I'm a "spoilt airhead," but I was playing a…

— Paris Hilton

They say when you reach a crossroad or a turning point in life, it really doesn't matter how we got there, but it's what…

— Paris Hilton

Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much. I'm happier than I've every been.

— Paris Hilton