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Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre the best. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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If you think experts are expensive . . . wait and see what amateurs cost you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
