That Awkward Momment WhenSomeone Deletes There Comment So It Looks Like Your Talking To Your Self.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If A Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charming If A Boy Talks Sweetly He Is A Flirt — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells a funny strory but nobody laughs and then they say it was a — KiDD Heartbreak Copy Share Image
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
Looking back on the event, I find myself thinking there are three approaches to journalism represented here. One is the "cool" approach… — David "Doc" Searls Copy Share Image
The most deadly picture is a picture of nothing at all. The colors are there, but there is no image, nothing. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I always say if God didn't allow any bad things to happen we would already be in heaven, and we are not… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
Yes, I've been down the pike and back. And through the years, I've heard different songs with scatting in it, and it… — J. J. Cale Copy Share Image
It's better to laugh without a reason than to cry for a worthless person. — EwshyCrazyness Copy Share Image
Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside. — Chip R. Bell Copy Share Image
“There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
