I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Leadership is not about experience, education or talent. It's about choosing to lead. — Michael Hyatt Copy Share Image
You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy… — Danielle Panabaker Copy Share Image
“Where did you meet?” he pressed on. I shrugged and considered a little rephrasing. “I was out for a run.” “From who?”… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
For 'I Used to Be Funny,' there are really funny moments in that script, but there's also more dramatic moments and I… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
You reveal your own character most clearly when you describe someone else's. — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
Only black people act like dark skin & light skin are two different races.. — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
Awwwh, Your Dating My Ex.? That's Cute, I'm Eating a Samwitch Do You Want Those Leftovers Too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Can I just ask, after we find this guy, can we talk about the Vibrator Ceremony? I’m thinking of making us all… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Is he following? Can you have a flaming gay moment or something and check?" "Why do I have to be the flaming… — Finn Marlowe Copy Share Image
History is sinking and only a very few seem dimly aware that things are getting bad. — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
Only if I could rap like Eminem and fight like jackie Chan both at the same time.. that would be the best — Asif Copy Share Image
People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what… — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
