“Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?" "A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Copy Share Image
“This is Tez Jones,” I said. “He’s a police detective from Tampa.” “Oh, my,” said Martha, blinking up at him. “Is something… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
I always wanted my kids to like me and think I was funny, so I made up this story about a kid… — Rhea Perlman Copy Share Image
I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it. — Monica Piper Copy Share Image
“She takes out a piece of paper that looks like the list I gave her months ago. Smiling her Hayley smile, she… — Becca Ann Copy Share Image
It wasn't until I hit 20 that I became an obsessive reader, I think, which feels a little funny considering I was… — Adam Silvera Copy Share Image
DO NOT suspect me that I am a THIEF! It's not my fault fall your HEART on me! — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
“Lay it on me" "I was trying to. Geez, woman, make up your mind," Fane hold her, eyes glowing. She threw one… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
Crazy is going to walmart and Walk up to complete strangers and say, Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!. etc.… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
I am convinced that tough villains help make a comedy sparkle because they provide a contrast to the funny guys. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
I used to go badger-watching as a boy, and it's brilliant fun - they're incredibly active animals, and the cubs are very… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
