Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 4

If I'm not back in five minutes ... just wait longer.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

— Nikhil Saluja

Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten!

— Nikhil Saluja

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away;

— Nikhil Saluja

When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE SONG, a caress set to music

— Nikhil Saluja

Hardly did I know when I met you That we are going to meet often

— Nikhil Saluja

If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a…

— Nikhil Saluja

Domestic violence... Entertaining men since the stone age.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.

— Nikhil Saluja

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm good looking, right? -Everyone

— Nikhil Saluja

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's no such thing as non-existence.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence…

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody.

— Nikhil Saluja

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

— Nikhil Saluja

The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

— Nikhil Saluja

Man who buy drowned cat, must pay for stinking wet pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl works out. The woman works you out. In bed.

— Nikhil Saluja