Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Hollywood has unfortunately become a memory. It's nothing but a sign on the side of a hill. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
I came from a poor family. My father was from Glasgow, Scotland; my mother's brothers were brakemen on the railroad. We didn't have anything… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Now. Now is the most important time of all of your young lives. And what does now stand for - N-O-W? No Other Way.… — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
