Funny Quotes by John Mendoza

4 Funny quotes by John Mendoza

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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

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You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?

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You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

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You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

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My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or…

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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?

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You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

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