My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup? — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or… — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
