“I might have hasked a question..., except that 1. I didn't know what it was, and 2. I didn't care to learn,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Why do you smoke so damn fast?" I asked. She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. "I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“He’s not that smart.” “She’s right,” Augustus says. “It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.” “Right,… — John Green Copy Share Image
Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Hey,' he said, touching my waist. 'Hey. It's okay.' I nodded and wiped my face with the back of my hand. 'He… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Like any good teacher, she tolerated little dissension. She smoked and talked and ate for an hour without stopping, and I scribbled… — John Green Copy Share Image
“And then we heard a branch break. It might have been a deer, but the Colonel busted out anyway. A voice directly… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked… — John Green Copy Share Image
High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The poor Sufi dressed in rags walked into a jewelry store owned by a rich merchant and asked him, "Do you know… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Well," Ben went on,"someone should just tell her to come on home, because she can find the world's largest balls right here… — John Green Copy Share Image
“What the hell is that?" I laughed. "It's my fox hat." "Your fox hat?" "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." "Why are you… — John Green Copy Share Image
In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to… — John Green Copy Share Image
“She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately for the Culver Creek Nothings, we weren't playing the deaf-and-blind school. We were playing some Christian school from downtown Birmingham, a… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I brought you a snack," Takumi said, dropping an oatmeal cream pie onto my book. "Very nutritious," I smiled. "You've got your… — John Green Copy Share Image
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — John Green Copy Share Image
We were kissing. I thought: This is good. I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
We're professional worriers. You're constantly imagining things that could go wrong and then writing about them. — John Green Copy Share Image
“He loves weed like Alaska loves sex," the Colonel said. "This is a man who once constructed a bong using only the… — John Green Copy Share Image
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a… — John Green Copy Share Image
“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your… — John Green Copy Share Image
“they love their hair because they're not smart enough to love anything more interesting” — John Green Copy Share Image
“What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea." He was quiet for a second. "God," he… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It's not because I want to make out with her." Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Cover me!' Augustus said as he jumped out from behind the wall and raced toward the school. Isaac fumbled for his controller… — John Green Copy Share Image
“and then she said, 'Let's play Truth or Dare' and then you fucked her." "Wait, you fucked her? In front of the… — John Green Copy Share Image
You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually. — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
