Funny Quotes by Jeremy Limn

13 Funny quotes by Jeremy Limn

Jeremy Limn’s 13 funny quips are a compact showcase of his off‑beat humor. They serve as a quick, enjoyable entry point for anyone looking for a smile with a distinctive voice.

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Humans have not fully evolved from idiots yet.

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Laughter is the best heroin and cocaine.

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Take a pill of let it be.

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The nature of reality you're a human not reality, but you're observing yourself being reality.

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All politicians need to watch at least one season of Elmos World.

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The world is full of idiots that is the best way to explain intelligence.

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Motivation is bullshit, what you need to do is masturbate that is doing something.

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Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon.

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Life is an ongoing masturbation everyday is a new ejaculation.

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I wish my monkey was a drug dealer like in The Hangover Part II.

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Everybody wants something. Most want a house, food clothes and a stable relationship. All I want is cocaine.

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I'm sorry that I'm an intellectual. I'm not a skeptic, it doesn't take me twenty minutes to philosophically argue what colour the…

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I walked into the local library and asked the librarian do you've any books on the meaning of life? And she said…

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