Funny Quotes by Chris Time Steele

Here's some shut the fuck up pills, have a pack.

— Chris Time Steele

It's funny how everyone has idols but they'll never be them, be your own.

— Chris Time Steele

If love is blind, then hate has 20/20 vision.

— Chris Time Steele

It used to be bros before hoes but now you're the gardener

— Chris Time Steele

A tree has no funeral and neither do relationships

— Chris Time Steele

Life's like tennis we wait till we're 40 to look for love misplace our racket get our teeth knocked out and God's the dentist.

— Chris Time Steele

Put the past to sleep and you will awake in the present.

— Chris Time Steele

Monsanto is suing farmers over nature, acting they're Mother Nature when they're the ones that raped her.

— Chris Time Steele

A friend minus R ain't nothing but a fiend.

— Chris Time Steele

Find happiness in your denial and just smile.

— Chris Time Steele

I was happy being the captain until I found out we were trapped inside this bottle.

— Chris Time Steele

I'm feeling so swell, I'm feeling so good, everything is going exactly how it should.

— Chris Time Steele

There's a thing called TRUST and when that T runs away to be TOUCHED all you're left with is RUST.

— Chris Time Steele

Everyone's fake, I feel like I'm walking through a wax museum.

— Chris Time Steele

They told me to use my imagination so I imagined a nation free of brainwashing radio and television stations

— Chris Time Steele