Funny Quotes by Brett Gelman

I think that's something that people don't realize enough about when they get into comedy - it's not just about sitting back and observing…

— Brett Gelman

Dinner is often a very celebratory environment, a very safe place, a time to reflect and let the day go and enjoy good food…

— Brett Gelman

I honestly don't see how anyone can view the GOP and the Right as anything but evil.

— Brett Gelman

Deeper things, heavier things happen to you as you get older and makes you more open.

— Brett Gelman

What a great way to make some money is just fine somebody $300 if their phone rings in the theatre. That'll make them remember…

— Brett Gelman

I think that all the Mel Brooks' company of actors is just tremendous. It was a crazy group of genius people. All of them…

— Brett Gelman

I've definitely had my hard partying moments. I've definitely had the long stretches of time in my personal life where I've felt an intense…

— Brett Gelman

I love 'Seinfeld.' That was not alternative. You can't get more in mainstream than that.

— Brett Gelman

I'm not a stranger to depression and desperation. I can be kind of tortured but I do like to have a lot of fun.

— Brett Gelman

As far as making people feel less depressed, that, in and of itself, is a political act.

— Brett Gelman

I'm an obvious example of how everyone is spiraling out of control on the show and just trying to live life the best they…

— Brett Gelman

At the end of the day, stand-up comedy is like acting when the audience are the other characters that I'm acting with.

— Brett Gelman

I've wanted to be a comedian since I was a kid, and my parents were very supportive of that.

— Brett Gelman

I really am not that hairy on my body. It's weird.

— Brett Gelman

I get to live a privileged existence.

— Brett Gelman