I accept that you are close minded. Would you mind being closed mouthed as well? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
IMPOSSIBILITIES OF THE WORLD: ~You can't count your hair~ ~You can't wash your eyes with soap~ ~You can't breathe when your tongue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wrote the word debauchery, but when I re-read it, I thought I had written douchebaggery. Both words would work... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looked Back And Saw 90 People Have Hearted it! Thank You So Much For Everyone That Is Reading it(: I'm Working On… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone who is always there for you? -Joseph. He's always right but Inever listen. I know exactly whoto go to when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pocket pretending you forgot something.. :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Hand Sanitizer, Thanks For Letting Me Know I Have A Cut On My Hand. From, My Hand In On Fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We stop talking about the Zux fan fiction cause its stupid and disgusting. let's actually post quotes. that's what this page is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to take you home for Thanksgiving to meet the people who made me turn out this way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The grass is greener on the other side, because that's where the dog has been shitting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one and a lily with the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
