That awkward moment when your making a stupid face & your crush looks right at you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I want for Fathers Day is a woman who'll help me reenact the activities that led to my becoming a father… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal Person Flirting: Hey, baby what's going on? Me Flirting: Your face. I like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The disintegration of your marriage has greatly improved my social life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm shocked by how many young people get their news from The Daily Show and proud to say I get mine from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was on a boat the other day when my computer fell into the ocean and it was a Dell so now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
IN GIRL'S RESPECT -One of the Most; Beautiful Creations of GOD... -You can Feel Her INNOCENCE; In the form of A DAUGHTER...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are we done with law school yet? Seriously, we've been sitting here for years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking; 'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I Die... I want to Die Like My Grandmother... Who Died Peacefully in her Sleep... Not Screaming like all the passengers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I truly believe your associate's degree will help you get a better shitty job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry if you're single. Godis looking at you right now saying I'm saving this one for someone special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
