“An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK. KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“I slept and saw God's forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing. — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave. ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well equipped in… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
