Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness — A Josland Copy Share Image
Girl: when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of… — A Josland Copy Share Image
I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night I… — A Josland Copy Share Image
What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.… — A Josland Copy Share Image
A bikini is like a barbedwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. — A Josland Copy Share Image
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Girl : Mom, I m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend U r my Best Friend But Do u have courage tell to… — A Josland Copy Share Image
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and your parents. — A Josland Copy Share Image
God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you… — A Josland Copy Share Image
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples? — A Josland Copy Share Image
Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over… — A Josland Copy Share Image
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good! — A Josland Copy Share Image
U r a nice person¦ but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning¦ 1st. pray to God so that u… — A Josland Copy Share Image
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. — A Josland Copy Share Image
If I need Brain Transplantation I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which… — A Josland Copy Share Image
~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy — A Josland Copy Share Image
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness — A Josland Copy Share Image
Love is a constant battle btwn the heart and the mind; True Love is whenn they agree! — A Josland Copy Share Image
Girl: when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling,… — A Josland Copy Share Image
I loved you once, you loved me not, i loved you twice, but then I thought, you don't love me, and never will, but… — A Josland Copy Share Image
I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night I see u… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Love hurts when you break up with someone. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Smile is a language of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves your personality. Brush… — A Josland Copy Share Image
What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Rose is Famous 4 Grace¦ Advocate is Famous 4 his Case¦ Horses r Famous 4 Race¦ But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur… — A Josland Copy Share Image
