Funny Quote by A Josland Download Open image “A bikini is like a barbedwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.” — A Josland ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.” — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
I've had inquiries for things like TV show 'Splash,' where people go out in front of the whole nation in a bikini. But I… — Rachel Riley Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong in sporting a bikini. If the director wants to shoot you in a pool, you cannot be wearing denims or a… — Priyamani Copy Share Image
The sexiest thing about a bikini is that it leaves something to the imagination, which is the best part. — Anna Sui Copy Share Image
I thought, If I'm so afraid of a bikini, there's something wrong. And so I had to get back into one! — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
If people view wearing bikini as a problem, then dirt is in their mind and not in mine. — Aditi Rao Hydari Copy Share Image
I have never worn a sleeveless blouse ever in films or in my personal life, so there was no way that I would wear… — Waheeda Rehman Copy Share Image
If a role demands in a good project, I wouldn't mind wearing a bikini. — Karishma Tanna Copy Share Image
I don't really like wearing bikinis. And if you don't either, don't make yourself. — Kelly Osbourne Copy Share Image
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness — A Josland Copy Share Image
Love is a constant battle btwn the heart and the mind; True Love is whenn they agree! — A Josland Copy Share Image
Girl: when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling,… — A Josland Copy Share Image
I loved you once, you loved me not, i loved you twice, but then I thought, you don't love me, and never will, but… — A Josland Copy Share Image
I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night I see u… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Love hurts when you break up with someone. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Smile is a language of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves your personality. Brush… — A Josland Copy Share Image
What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels. And all… — A Josland Copy Share Image
Rose is Famous 4 Grace¦ Advocate is Famous 4 his Case¦ Horses r Famous 4 Race¦ But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur… — A Josland Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image