“There was no light at the end of the tunnel--or if there was, it was an oncoming train.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“with the expression of one who knows that the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn't like some of the destinations. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
All was black, gloomy and awful. There was no light at the end of the tunnel - or if there was, it… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Train? What do I know about training wizards? - Then send her to the university. - She's female! (...) - Well? Who… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The aristocrats, if such they could be called, generally hated the whole concept of the train on the basis that it would… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Not much. I never really spent anything. I’ve often wondered what being poor was like.” “You’re going to get a huge opportunity… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Colon in particular had great difficulty with the idea that you went on investigating after someone had confessed. It outraged his training… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Fantasy is like alcohol - too much is bad for you, a little bit makes the world a better place. Like an… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Looking out the window, Moist saw a small swarm of goblins leave the train and at first he thought, ha! Trust the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
