Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I suppose some studio executive would say it's death for a comedy if people aren't all laughing in the same places, but… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
I always feel that comedy, at its best, tackles issues that are controversial, polarizing, volatile, and sheds light onto those issues and… — Randall Park Copy Share Image
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“When I was in eighth grade, I used a self-timing camera to take nude pictures of myself in various stages of erection.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
When I started doing stand-up, there were people who were like, 'Well, that's not stand-up.' Then I started writing sketch comedy, and… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am an actor, but I've… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
It never seemed like that much of a mystery why shows I was acted in failed. When you're doing a show called… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
I got into musical comedy because of Shakespeare, not because of singing. They needed someone to understudy Richard Burton. I was also… — John Cullum Copy Share Image
I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
The household is a school of power. There, within the door, learn the tragi-comedy of human life. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do… — Lev Yilmaz Copy Share Image
I come from a very expressive family, so it's really not surprising that we became actors. There was a lot of real-life… — John Turturro Copy Share Image
I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I wrote a script - a script about a guy working on the automobile assembly line; I never could get money for… — Richard Linklater Copy Share Image
People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If it's a drama or comedy, it doesn't matter to me. I just want to like the writing. — Jean Smart Copy Share Image
I love romantic comedies. I have a deep respect for them. I think they're really difficult to write and write well. — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Comedy has a responsibility to be a voice of society, so within that, there's always going to be those that talk about… — Keenen Ivory Wayans Copy Share Image
Riots and comedy are but symptoms of the times, profoundly revealing. They betray the psychological tone, the deep uncertainties....and the striving for… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
Comedy was never a scarcity in Kollywood. Comedians of great calibre have emerged from this land. — Vivek Copy Share Image
Comedy taste changes. It only changes slightly, but there's always a different angle, a different attitude. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
Ask any physical comedian and they'll say the same thing. There are so many dark moments in comedy. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
People always call me a comedian. And I don't really see myself like that. I guess I just consider myself an actor… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all.… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Having written both comedy and drama, comedy's harder because the fear of failure's so much stronger. When you write a scene and… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
