Comedy Quotes · Page 30

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

— Rob Corddry

Life is the comedian and we're the joke.

— Jeremy Limn

Thus, I've created humour.

— Jon Stewart

Cultivate the habit of laughter.

— Og Mandino

I love people who make me laugh!

— Audrey Hepburn

I am a big comedy fan, having been in 'Coupling.'

— Gina Bellman

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

— Doug Stanhope

When you see what is not real, this laughter comes

— Mooji

I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive.

— Julie Walters

Laughter is a powerful weapon for it carries the light. To laugh is to defy the darkness.

— Isobelle Carmody

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

— Jonathan Shapiro

With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show.

— Jason Jones

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

— Ann Coulter

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it.

— Denis Diderot

Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life.

— Stephenie Meyer

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.

— Al Franken

“Niceness, he realised, was not enough, and Love was only part of the rest. You had to have laughter, too. Laughter would…

— Tom Holt

Especially in comedies, I think a lot of time the female characters are there to provide a balance for guys.

— Zooey Deschanel

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly…

— Chelsea Handler

I probably could be a world-class screenwriter by now if I had spent the kind of work I devote on Comedy Death-Ray…

— Scott Aukerman

“You laugh when someone holds up a knife when you're crazy or when you have the upper hand. Windsor has both. Crazy…

— Rachel Robinson

I think that laughter and death are closely related: comedy is the quintessential human reaction to the fear of death. It's probably…

— Maurizio Cattelan

According to new statistics, Pope Francis is the most talked about person on the Internet. And not only that, he has the…

— Conan O'Brien

It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.

— Seth Rogen

I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young…

— Theodore Hesburgh

Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do…

— David Cross

That perhaps is your task--to find the relation between things that seem incompatible yet have a mysterious affinity, to absorb every experience…

— Virginia Woolf

In music, you ain't really got to be able to sing. In comedy, you may be cute, you may be able to…

— Amanda Seales

If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects, poor, I assumed that everybody understood…

— Carlos Mencia

[Comedies], in the ancient world, were regarded as of a higher rank than tragedy, of a deeper truth, of a more difficult…

— Joseph Campbell

“As I see it, the only pleasure of living is that every joke should be made, every thought expressed, every line of…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

I think if you write humor, then people don't - you know - they don't give you that much credit. They tend…

— David Sedaris

The maimings of love are endlessly funny…

— Gilbert Sorrentino

“A joke is a question of mind over manner.”

— Anthony Marais

Life is better when you are laughing.

— Anonymous

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

— Mason Cooley

If you cant make it better, you can laugh at it

— Erma Bombeck

“Laugh when you wanna cry”

— Anonymous

I really, really love stand-up.

— Michael McIntyre

You laugh at me, not because I'm not as

— Sefra