Comedy Quotes · Page 112

If you feel irritated by the absurd remarks of two people whose conversation you happen to overhear, you should imagine that you…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

Comedy is not easy to do - where you make someone laugh out loud in their living room.

— Ed O'Neill

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard

— Bill Bailey

“Relent, sweet Hermia: and, Lysander, yield Thy crazed title to my certain right. LYSANDER You have her father's love, Demetrius; Let me…

— William Shakespeare

I totally love to act. I don't care if it's a musical, a comedy. I just like to work and interact with…

— Reba McEntire

“Adams dealt him so sound a Compliment over his Face with his Fist, that the Blood immediately gushed out of his Nose…

— Henry Fielding

With every film, I try and give the audiences a little more than the previous film in terms of comedy, action, drama…

— Salman Khan

I'm gradually working through my obsessions, and maybe, when they're all free and clear, I'll write a comedy. But I'm not there…

— Alice Sebold

Movies take a lot of time to make, so when I sign onto a project, I ask, do I want to dedicate…

— Kiersey Clemons

I thought The Big Short deserved a nomination because Adam MacKay is one of the best filmmakers. A lot of what he…

— Bun B

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

— Bob Newhart

In sketch comedy, wear your character like a hat, not a suit of armor.

— Andy Daly

I'd say a lot of black comics were forced to do the black comedy circuit. I'd go into black comedy clubs and…

— Sinbad

One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy…

— Conan O'Brien

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how…

— Bo Burnham

Through eight years, 'How I Met Your Mother' has mastered the art of leading-edge comedy, emotional water-cooler moments, and pop culture catch-phrases.

— Nina Tassler

Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people wont.

— Stephen Mangan

We thought why don't we just make ourselves the marks of the show. Have our three friends turn the screws on each…

— Joe Gatto

Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh.

— Horace Walpole

I always wanted to do more comedy roles.

— Suresh Gopi

I've built a comedy brand for myself that is, one, really satisfying and fulfilling personally and, two, has been able to cultivate…

— Grace Helbig

I think that there's a fine line between comedy and drama.

— Michael Mosley

The Larry Sanders Show сhanged my life. I am so thankful that - I mean, go figure. Most people are lucky to…

— Jeffrey Tambor

“Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.”

— Tim Minchin

America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong. Like, I was watching 'Breaking Bad' the other day,…

— Miley Cyrus

The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I asked you a question. What are you doing here?" Resting his elbows on the side of the tub, he smiled lazily.…

— Sandra Hill

“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.”

— Grace Willows

I like the idea of building the suspense and taking it all the way up to the very last second with the…

— Corey Feldman

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

— Scott Thompson

Realize that doing comedy is only going to make your depression worse.

— Jim Norton

I don't see myself as part of an acting fraternity or a comedy fraternity.

— Ricky Gervais

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

— Lenny Bruce

When you only hang out with performers, you start to feel like movies and TV and comedy is everything. Especially being in…

— Gillian Jacobs

It's certainly strange to do sketch comedy with cue cards at midnight in a skyscraper as opposed to in a basement with…

— Casey Wilson

'Community' is a comedy show, and one of the characters happens to be a Christian. I do think they have been very…

— Yvette Nicole Brown

Comedy, if it's done well, can reflect the mood of a nation. It can be a mirror to who we are, what…

— Brad Stine

Comedy requires a lot of energy.

— Gael Garcia Bernal

“There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I…

— Jill Shalvis

I loved Old School. I thought Old School was very different than a lot of the comedies that had come out. And…

— Vince Vaughn