What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I'm not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they're anti-illegal alien, they have… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There's no greater role model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. It's just a shame that… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The difference, I think, that matters is which of the religions are dangerous. They're all crazy, but which ones have the potential… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.' — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
