Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.” — John Rachel Copy Share Image
“Apple, with skin 1 large 3.3 Banana 1 3.1 Blackberries 1 cup 7.6 Orange” — Dallas Hartwig Copy Share Image
The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
And I don't want my assets to be stuck inside a banana republic in the midst of a huge socialist experiment. — Porter Stansberry Copy Share Image
“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas. — Burt Prelutsky Copy Share Image
I like getting my hand raised and I'll take it any way I can get it. Slipping on a banana peel, by… — Benson Henderson Copy Share Image
DMK is like a banana plant constantly producing saplings for the organisation. So if a son and father are part of the… — M. K. Stalin Copy Share Image
I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs. — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. — Harvey Korman Copy Share Image
Before the military coup in Chile, we had the idea that military coups happen in Banana Republics, somewhere in Central America. It… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
for the first time I tasted this tropical fruit, which people here are so fond of. ... I could have fancied I… — Fredrika Bremer Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
If I scroll down my Instagram replies, the tenth one down features a racist emoji - which is not unusual. So I… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I was not very strong growing up, and my uncle used to look at me, like, 'This kid is not growing up,… — Dikembe Mutombo Copy Share Image
I have a chef for my main meals, but when he's not there, rather than go to the store and grab chips,… — Le'Veon Bell Copy Share Image
The broccoli says I look like small tree The mushroom says I look like an umbrella The walnut says I look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
I do really good banana bread. And I make a chocolate cake with fudge icing that's bloody delicious. — Lisa Stansfield Copy Share Image
“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.” — Jane Grigson Copy Share Image
Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Breakfast is a battle. I never feel like eating, but I have now found my way to porridge. I have it with… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
Home-made smoothies are a great way of satisfying a sweet tooth. Adding in things like frozen banana will make it taste super… — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
Just made eye contact with someone while he was eating a banana. It was all fine until he smiled... Don't tell him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
The people went out and voted the banana man, and the Tabulation Center counted the tally sheets. — Jovenel Moise Copy Share Image
I had to be sick for a scene in the first season, and we used some fruit smoothies with little banana chunks.… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
“I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God,… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
