Funny Quote by Anonymous

Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please?

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

— Doug Stanhope

You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom

— Janet Erskine Stuart

“I liked slicing through the beige brain when it had been fixed; the texture reminded me of cooked cauliflower. It was wonderful to hold…

— Sebastian Faulks

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are shaped like leaves. But my love, that is shaped like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Eat broccoli. And cauliflower, cabbage, and other stuff that looks like it came out of a mini Tolkien forest.”

— Steve Edwards

I'm like a tree. My leaves might change color, but my roots are the same.

— Rose Namajunas

Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O)

— Anonymous

“You can't see a forest when you're sitting in a tree. You can, however, describe the leaves. That's how you learn to see.”

— Barbara Ware Holmes

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

— Eoin Colfer

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
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— Jarod Kintz