Men are like banana's, the older we get.. the less firm we…

It's like a banana farm for guns!

— Brandon Sanderson

Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.

— Terry Wogan

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.

— Charlotte Curtis

I was not very strong growing up, and my uncle used to look at me, like, 'This kid is not growing up, he is…

— Dikembe Mutombo

Treated more like a vegetable than a fruit, plantains can be prepared in various ways depending on their stage of ripeness. Just like a…

— Sohla El-Waylly

Just made eye contact with someone while he was eating a banana. It was all fine until he smiled... Don't tell him I'm here!

— Nikhil Saluja

Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please?

— Nikhil Saluja

Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.

— Katherine Applegate

“Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my hand.”

— Jarod Kintz

My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clamouring for attention

— Anonymous

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

— Anonymous

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's always money in the banana stand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.

— Alec Straub