Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.

— Alec Straub

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

— Anonymous

“As we all know, time sometimes flies like a bird, and sometimes crawls like a worm, but people may be unusually happy when they…

— Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev

Time sometimes flies like a bird, sometimes crawls like a snail; but a man is happiest when he does not even notice whether it…

— Ivan Turgenev

The bad news is time flies like an arrow and the good news is the bow is in your hands.

— Vikrant Parsai

“(T)ime flies like a mountain stream and who asks a question today may not hear the answer tomorrow.”

— Idwal Jones

An X-wing fighter flies like an airplane. If you look at the physics, it's actually quite impossible.

— Jon Spaihts

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm…

— Bruce Baum

Time, as is well known, sometimes flies like a bird and sometimes crawls like a worm, but human beings are generally particularly happy when…

— Ivan Turgenev

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my hand.”

— Jarod Kintz

My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clamouring for attention

— Anonymous

Treated more like a vegetable than a fruit, plantains can be prepared in various ways depending on their stage of ripeness. Just like a…

— Sohla El-Waylly

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.

— Charlotte Curtis

I was not very strong growing up, and my uncle used to look at me, like, 'This kid is not growing up, he is…

— Dikembe Mutombo